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AVKO comes from Audio, Visual, Kinesthetic, & Oral a multi-sensory approach.
A "Simple" Quiz
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you
are qualified to be a "professional". Scroll down for each answer. The
questions are not that difficult.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a
refrigerator?
{Scroll down
after you've answered}
The correct answer is: Open the
refrigerator door, put in the giraffe and
close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things
in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into
a refrigerator? Scroll down after you've answered.
Wrong Answer:
Open the refrigerator door, put in the elephant and close the
refrigerator.
Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the
door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your
actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an
animal conference. All the animals attend
except one. Which animal does not attend? Scroll down after you have
answered.
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The
Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not
answer the first three questions
correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross.
But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How
do you manage it? Scroll down after you have made your life or death
decision.
Correct Answer: You swim across.
All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal
Meeting. This tests whether you
learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Andersen Consulting
Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong.
But many preschoolers got several
correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the
theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
Send this out to frustrate all your friends, you may not have any.