Nonsense ABC's

A is for all apples, apes, and about anything you can ask for.

B is for Bob, Bill, Ben, and baby.  Bob is a boy.  Bob better not be a bad boy.

C is for Cats, cars, cops, and Coca Cola.  Soft C is for cities, cinders, and Cinderella's two cents.

D is for Dave, Dick and Don doing dishes.  Don't damage the dog's dish.

E is for the eight eggs Ed eats every evening.

F is for the four fish Frank found fastened to his fishing line.

G is for God is good.  Goat got goose  Go get Gary.

H is for Hop Harry Hop.  Hal hopes Henry hops high.

I is for ice igloos in Iceland.  Not!

J is for Jack, John, Jim, Joe, Joan, Josephine, Josie and Jose, Juan, and Juanita.

K is for Kate, Kevin, and Kerry kid Ken, Kay, and Keith's kangaroo.

L is for Len, Larry, Lester, and Lee looking like ladders leaning.

M is for Mike, Moses, Murray, and Marshall making mud.

N is for "No not now, Nan, Nancy, Nat

O is Only for one olive, Old Oliver, and Oscar's orange ostrich,

P is for Peter, Paul, pop, pope, puck, pepper, putt, putter, put, push and pull.

Q is for Queen, queer, quiet, quit, quite, and quill.

R is for Red, rose, Rosie, rich, Richard, Ralph, and a runner runs, runners run, and running right.

S is for Sam, Sarah, Sue, Susie, sell sea sodas.  So sip a soda Susie sells.

T is for Ted, Terry, Tom, and Tinker toys, tops, tanks, and teddy bears. 

U is for Us, Uncle, usher, under, and up, up, up.

V is for very, vary, various varieties of violets, violins, and vicious villains.

W is for wow, Wally, wax, winter won wonder wonderful wishes.

X is for X-ray

Z is for zebras in a zoo.

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